Wedding Nightmare

I had my second vivid wedding nightmare last night. My first took place within months of our engagement and I really don't remember it at this point.


In my dream last night, all had gone according to plan for the wedding. We had just walked down the aisle and the reception flew by as only dream receptions can. As we were walking back to our hotel, I looked at my beautiful groom and realized I didn't have any pictures of him. His face began to blur - we didn't have any photographs taken of the wedding!

I started to cry, then tried to stop myself. It was our wedding night and I didn't want to make Anthony feel bad. But, the harder I tried to stop myself, the harder I cried. It felt like the sobs were wracking my whole body and I woke up short of breath with pain in my chest and ribs.

My memory is so faulty, and as it is, Anthony and I have very few photographs of the two of us.
Is it really that important to photograph the whole day?

Corset

I'm thinking that I'll go to Fredricks of Hollywood to get a corset. Apparently it works well to have them help adjust the corset in store.
Ultimate Satin Corset

Jewerly Inspiration

I really like this style of beading.
Brooch the Topic

More Hairstyles

A Paper I Wrote For Anthony

So Anthony starting thanking me for offering to write his paper today and, instead of just giggling and mock-punching him on the shoulder, squealing "Oh you!" I wrote a paper! Sadly, I don't think that Anthony will be turning it in. I guess I'll just have to show the internet all of the hard work I put into his paper!

To Mr. Professor, etc.:

I really enjoy writing papers, especially this one. How great is it that I am in your class? Pretty awesome, right? You know what is even MORE awesome? Dragons. That right, dragons. This class probably would have its awesome-factor increase by a product of super-coolness-percent by adding dragons. Or, a helicopter. Scratch that – a DRAGON-coptor. Instead of shooting missiles like a boring old helicopter, it would shoot fire breath. And it would have both wings that are super scaly in a MILLION different colors of black (black-as-night, black-as-death, black-as-a-terminally-ill-smoker’s-lung, black-as-etc.) and propellers, but the propellers would be made of different kinds of awesome tails.

You know, maybe tails could have made the class cooler than it already was. When I get a tail, it better not be one of those “decoration only” tails. No, mine will definitely be useful, a PREHENSILE tail like moneys have. That way I can grab a bottle of beer with my fire-engine red monkey tail while simultaneously using my hands to grab both a boobie and a tush (seriously spellcheck?! You recognize neither “boobie” or “tush”, and not even your own NAME???).

In conclusion, here is a list of things that are awesome (listed in ascending order of awesomeness): 1) being in this class, 2) being in this class if dragons were included, 3) being in this class if helicopters were included, 4) being in this class if dragon-copters were included, 5) being in this class if the dragon-copters had tail propellers.

In re-conclusion to the awesomeness of the paper I just TOTALLY wrote, I hereby also vow to someday have the most badass prehensile tail EVER – and I promise, Mr. Professor, ect., that I will give you one of those beers I was talking about earlier by using said tail, if you, Mr. Professor, ect., promise to give me an ‘A’ on this paper. I might even give you a crack at the boobie and tush mentioned if Mr. Spellcheck-Asshole will ever get with the program.

Thanks a million!

Your best, most awesomest student ever,

Anthony “Tail-Grabber” D********

P.S. This is TOTALLY a paper, and NOT a letter (regardless of what some of the ‘haters’ might say).

What do you think?

Awesome? I thought so.

Bicycle Cake Topper

I'm pretty sure that we are set on having bike cake toppers. Here are some things for inspiration!

This next one is only 3 dollars! I would probably want to do some DIY eyes on the bikes to make them all cutesy and in love.

Maybe something I could make something like this out of foam core...

Wedding Dress Shopping

I'm planning to go wedding dress shopping on Thursday with my mother and sister. The following is a list of places that I'm considering going to (upon the advice of many others, David's Bridal will NOT be included):

Classy Consignments (no appointments necessary)
The Wedding Shoppe
Dena Marie Bridal

I'm bored now...will post more later.